The Two Agathas (Politer Version) Hat
Agatha Hunt is a miserable lass:
She won't take a pass,
But she will take affront.

Agatha Tucker's a happier teen:
She won't make a scene,
But she will make a trucker.
Copyright © Richard A. Bartle (richard@mud.co.uk)
21st January 1999: agathasp.htm