Richard A. Bartle: Spoilsports

Spoilsports

First we had this chap called Gus,
Who used to come to work by bus.
The we got a girl named Jane,
Who came to work each day by train.
Now we have this bloke called Mike,
Who always comes to work by car.

Don't you really hate those times
When spoilsports won't take part in rhymes?