The Uniform of the Workplace Hat

You know that you're a member
Of the pro-le-tar-i-AT,
If your shoes are black and shiny,
And you wear a comfy hat.

You know that you're a member
Of the pet-ite bour-geoi-SIE,
If your hat is black and shiny,
And your shoes are comfy.
See?


Copyright © Richard A. Bartle (richard@mud.co.uk)
21st January 1999: uniform.htm